The Ground Zero Mosque country song

It's almost as bad as 'Proud To Be An American.'

Some crappy country singer has joined forces with, idk, Terrible Tim's video editor to make this horrifically funny video. (check out the '80s effects around 1:00)

Watching this actually kind of makes us feel a little bad for the anti-mosque folk.

Do people really have this Pollyanna-ish view of America? Apple pie, 'Leave it to Beaver,' American flags, and Ground Zero?

Watch the video after jump:

Column: Fighting the socialist media

Recently the Advance published a hit piece on the Tea Party.

It's upsetting that the local paper would join the drive-by, socialist, mainstream media.

At least we have patriots here to defend us: so many people that I wonder if we are still boycotting the paper.

We can win the fight by simply using facts -- (and guns just in case).

Anyway, we decided to probe into the liberal media's slime machine.

Where do they get the idea that the Tea Party, or any conservative movement, is biased or racist?

Exhibit A: This piece of claptrap from the Washington Post: "Tea party' protesters accused of spitting on lawmaker, using slurs"

Ridiculous, this is just the kind of left-wing attack that damages the credibility of the movement.

There is no proof of spitting by anyone.

In fact, there is even video to prove that this is slanderous.

If you watch you can clearly see this 'patriot' was simply greeting Congressman Emanuel Cleaver, and gently spraying him with saliva in the process.

This is completely normal. In fact who does this elitist snob Cleaver think he is? He thinks can walk to work without being moistened in the face by the spittle of a white protestor?

This is what our country has come to?

What happened to the days where us white folk could run around shouting insults and spraying saliva on black people without the liberal media jumping down our throats?

Is this the 'change we can believe in?'

We think not.

The Advance needs to see this video, and learn the FACTS. We except an apology written with the blood, sweat, and tears of Brian Laline.

And until we get one, we'll be boycotting Pronto Pizza (which is delicious, btw).

We want our America back.

-Johnny Patriot

Bad Day for McMahon

Things are gettin' crazy out here on SI.

On Sunday, Rep. Mike McMahon voted "no" on some health care thing that apparently was a huuuuge deal.

You can follow that all that convoluted nonsense here, but for now we will summarize what people have been saying today ('cause that's what blogs are for, no?)

The NY Daily News is all like, the White House is PISSED yo! and McMahon won't be gettin' any dough from us, according to sources.

The Advance is all up on this -ish, reporting that some left-wing dude Steve Harrison is going to mount a primary challenge against the congressman.

Meanwhile, one of McMahon's potential Republican opponents, Mike Grimm, is bashin' him over the head with right-wing rhetoric.

But not to be out-teabagged, the other white meat, er Republican, Mike Allegretti goes to the NY Post to make his case.

Oh, and btw, the Brooklyn Eagle said that anti-war demonstrators were protesting outside McMahon's BK office on Friday.

So it's a pretty shitty day to be Rep. McMahon. But what was he supposed to do? Vote "Yes"?

That woulda been even worse.

The Tea Party would scream bloody murder. The pro-life crazies would come out of their proverbial closets. Old-timey folks with pitchforks would mob Tottenville towne. All chaos would break loose. We'd all be living off rationed Joe & Pat's for months.

Actually, that last part isn't so bad.

There's a 9/11 in my Pants

Shoes in a basket. Things were easier back then. America was safer. The airport security, so unobtrusive.

That was before the attacks of xmas '09, when a terrorists strapped an explosive solution to his nether regions. The eyewitness account from Delta Air Lines describes the scene:

"They heard popping noises and smelled a foul odor and some saw Abdulmutallab's trouser leg and the wall of the plane on fire."

First 9/11, then the shoe bomber, now Abdulmutallab and al-Qaeda has opened a new front in the War on Terror -- and they're fighting with their intimates.

The Nigerian man was determined to bring dangerous materials from Amsterdam on a flight into the United States. Reportedly, he was trained by al-Qaeda in Yemen who instructed him to sew the pentaerythritol (PETN) into his undies.

America needs to wake up. We need to be vigilant. We need to profile both race and couture. All underwear is subject to screening. The next attack could come from anywhere.

al-Qaeda Gabbana?

America can not fall into a pre-xmas attack mindset. Al-Qaeda wants to destroy our society. They will infiltrate and undermine us anyway they can.

Is al-Qaeda recruiting your children?

Right now, Obama is on vacation in Hawaii, where he was "born." He needs to intervene right away. If George W. Bush was in charge we would invade Nigeria by New Year's.

The Founding Fathers did not intend for us to live in a society where extreme jihadis with exploding underwear can cross our borders and reek havoc. That's what the 2nd amendment is for: so we can shoot other people in the balls.