There's a 9/11 in my Pants

Shoes in a basket. Things were easier back then. America was safer. The airport security, so unobtrusive.

That was before the attacks of xmas '09, when a terrorists strapped an explosive solution to his nether regions. The eyewitness account from Delta Air Lines describes the scene:

"They heard popping noises and smelled a foul odor and some saw Abdulmutallab's trouser leg and the wall of the plane on fire."

First 9/11, then the shoe bomber, now Abdulmutallab and al-Qaeda has opened a new front in the War on Terror -- and they're fighting with their intimates.

The Nigerian man was determined to bring dangerous materials from Amsterdam on a flight into the United States. Reportedly, he was trained by al-Qaeda in Yemen who instructed him to sew the pentaerythritol (PETN) into his undies.

America needs to wake up. We need to be vigilant. We need to profile both race and couture. All underwear is subject to screening. The next attack could come from anywhere.

al-Qaeda Gabbana?

America can not fall into a pre-xmas attack mindset. Al-Qaeda wants to destroy our society. They will infiltrate and undermine us anyway they can.

Is al-Qaeda recruiting your children?

Right now, Obama is on vacation in Hawaii, where he was "born." He needs to intervene right away. If George W. Bush was in charge we would invade Nigeria by New Year's.

The Founding Fathers did not intend for us to live in a society where extreme jihadis with exploding underwear can cross our borders and reek havoc. That's what the 2nd amendment is for: so we can shoot other people in the balls.