Friday, December 10, 2010

Angelina: Jersey Shore to porn star?

Where do you expect Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick to go for employment? Back to the dental office on Bard Avenue?

Aw, hell no. Radaronline is reporting that Staten Island's serial reality TV show quitter was recently made a $50,000 offer she simply can't refuse. It could make her the borough's first celebrity porn star.

The offer - launched by hot shot celeb sex tape company Vivid (Google it) - requires the production of a Jersey Shore-themed porn movie starring the so-called Kim Kardashian of Staten Island.

In the prospective deal, not only does Angelina get the $50K, but also shares in the profits. Not bad. But, she told Radar that she wasn't likely to take it:
When asked if she was prepared to do the porn, Angelina told RadarOnline.com: "No, I'm not. I'm definitely not."
So what happens now? Are we done with this woman? Has she had her run, or will she stick around and show up at Fushimi for the Season 3 premiere, attracting the local media and SILive video crew?

The problem with Angelina - like others in the Shore cast - is that there is no intrinsic value in what she does, like the 500 dollar bill

She's not even rich like other, more successful mindless entertainment stars, so the prospect of following her everyday life is not particularly exciting. Unless, of course, she is naked.

17 comments:

  1. Of course she won't do porn.

    She does great things.

    Not great big things.

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  2. It could fill the big hole in her resume

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  3. I want to see her get gang banged by a room full of negros

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  4. More like fill the big hole between her legs.

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  5. hope that she will do it..i will always watch her vids

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  6. do porn angelina pls..i want to see your pusyy

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  7. do porn angelina..want to see your tits and pussy..i want to lick it :)))) pls.haha

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  8. i want to see is big boobs doing a boobs job with a dick and see his face full of cumshot

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  9. Horny Motha Fuckers These Days

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  10. Show that puffy pussy and those big desert plate areolas slut!

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  11. I'd like to see her paper cut pussy....

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  12. do it yuh gotta sexy body nice ass

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  13. Angelina pls do porn

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  14. U got to do porn sexy I want to see yur pussy and those tits of yurs

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  15. WOW!!!! why don't all of you tell your moms to do porn and show their pussy & tits so that way you all can watch your mom get plowed and gang banged by everyone on the island lmfao haha i mean its still porn rite? so why not watch it? i'm sure you're all fuckin sick enough to still watch it even if it was your little sisters if you have any no matter what age.

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