Saturday, January 2, 2010

Newark Airport Gets More Sexy


The infamous underwear bomber of '09 has spawned a new era of airport security including these full-body scanners. The NY Daily News is reporting that the scanners are coming to Newark Airport, the choice destination for Islanders (because JFK traffic is such a pain in the balls.)

The News is reporting that the scanners will be used on international flight where TSA employees will be checking your unmentionables for weapons, bombs, girth.


The ACLU has already raised a ruckus, calling the tactic a virtual strip search, meanwhile the White House is contemplating an attack on Al-Qaeda in Yemen because we don't have enough wars going on in the region.

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