Monday, January 11, 2010

Obvious News Day

Mark McGwire came out today to reveal something we already knew.

In a long statement sent to the AP McGwire admitted to using steroids --which basically proves that baseball has been a complete an utter farce since the mid-90s.

"After all this time, I want to come clean," McGwire's statement said. Great!

Too little, too late. He probably wants to clear his name before he starts his new job as a hitting coach, and he maybe thinks the admission will buy him a ticket into the Hall of Fame. (Not likely.)

Also, the ultimate teflon politician Sarah Palin got a new job as a Fox New commentator -- probably the one position she actually is qualified for.

No matter how much crazy shit you hear about this woman, a certain segment of the population continues to believe she's a cogent human.

If it was up to Staten Island, she would be vice president right now. (That's right, we voted for McCain.)

In a new book on the 2008 presidential campaign, Palin is described by McCain staffers as confused, depressed, overwhelmed, and flat out dumb.

She actually did not know the difference between North and South Korea, she didn't know who attacked us on 9/11, she didn't know who we were fighting in Iraq, or any other important shit you need to know if your gonna run the country.

But you don't need intelligence to work at Fox, just ask Alan Colmes.

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