The Glory of the 'Ghost Hole'

Where'd you spend your Labor Day weekend?

We went over the Verrazano to visit a place that makes the Jersey Shore look classy.

In Coney Island you can drink with a no-armed midget, get served alcohol by underage girls in bikinis, ride an 80-year-old roller coaster, and eat just about anything that fits in a fryer.

But nothing's more debasing than the spectacle of the 'Ghost Hole,' a place that makes you want to take a shower - twice.

The actual ride is $6 and probably the worst haunted house you can take a mechanical cart through. But the real attraction is the 'water fountain' out front.

No words can do it justice, so we took a picture instead:

aaaand, from the back...