Saturday, June 5, 2010

There's no more weed left on Staten Island

Seriously, if you know a guy, give us a call.

When international marijuana kingpin Jonathan Braun was arrested for hiding his major stash of herb in his parent's Meiers Corners house we had no idea how much the dude was holdin'.

Turns out, the dude had 100,000 kilos and he actually brought it here via the St. Regis Mohawk Reservation in Canada (that's over 100 tons).

That's like enough to keep our whole staff high for, like, 3 or 4 months.

We don't know how they plan to dispose of the goods, but if you gonna burn it in High Rock Park a camping trip would be totally awesome.

The 27-year-old Braun tried to post bail, but the judge deemed him a flight risk.

Meanwhile, there will be a serious shortage of herbals out here. Expect your 20 bags to be mad expensive and scampi to boot.

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