Sunday, August 29, 2010

Do not send Guido Paulie on a beer run

Number 1 mistake.

When you run out of beer at the backyard stripper-filled BBQ, don't send Guido Paulie to the store. Guidos can't do anything right, and they'll probably get Coors Light.

As this documentary locally-produced beer commercial shows, parties on Staten Island need beer, and nerds know where to buy it. Wait. Whaaat?

A very plausible Casey Jost look-a-like saves the day in this piece by keeping it Staten and shopping at Bridge Beverage (somewhere on the South Shore). And Guido Paulie - what a dick - gets caught in traffic riding to Jersey.

Moral of the story: effe Jersey. Guidos are dope, but unreliable. Also, Staten Island has hot chics and awesome BBQs.

Don't believe us? Watch the video for yourself:

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